Only two weeks in, and Pssst … is already overflowing with too much gossip to handle. Speaking of too much to handle, Pssst … sees Nerina first years are finding life in the big bad world a little draining. Word of advice, passing out in the study centre after only a few days of lectures does not bode well. Pssst … hoor Kollege dra nogsteed hulle malapkke en weier om klas toe te gaan. Blykbaar is `n ekstra jaar of so in Kollege Huis nie a bekomernis nie, so lank as wat die bier flooi. Pssst … sien Kollege manne is nie die enigste mense wat desperaat is om te drink nie. Madelief eerste jaartjies is blykbaar lief vir Romans Pizza, waar hulle eintlik mag drink sonder moeilikheid. Pssst… hoop nie die Madelief HK lees dit raak en besluit om die reels te verander nie. In ander nuus, Pssst … hoor die Asters was laas week op die oorlogspad toe hulle Giraster weereens “gesteel” is. Een meisie se woorde was “die Manskoshuis gaan brand”. Pssst … hoor ook die manskoshuise ontken dat hulle enige iets daarmee te doen gehad het. Blykbaar is die Asters se mascot nie genoeg van ‘n challenge nie. Shame. Pssst … hears that the men of Kollege claim that while Nerina girls can party, Jasmyn girls are easier to get up to their rooms. Yes, Pssst … saw you doing the walk of shame, girls. The Slurpies have been living up to Jasmyn’s reputation, apparently. Seems as though Kollege’s bad boy image is rubbing off on the Jagsmyn girls. Perfect combination? Pssst … thinks so. Speaking of trying to get attention. Pssst … hears the reason Inca and Lilium first years on main campus are dressed in their Ienkdrag is because they are being punished after a few of the girls being caught in Kiaat huis. We expect no less from Lilium, but Inca? Maybe, for once, they’ll be interesting this year. It was Drastoel last week and Pssst … hears Mopanie went around hurling insults at all the losers after they won. Warning boys, Maroela is on the warpath so you might want to watch out. Speaking of Drastoel, Sonop first years reportedly got it pretty bad after they broke Sonop’s winning streak. When the semis returned to the house, there was no sight of either the HK or the first years. Pssst … has a feeling it wasn’t pretty? Pssst … is worried about the new Boekenhout first years, after the guys left their very drunk girlfriend stranded and palmed her off onto a bunch of strangers. Nice. Pssst … understands the reason Maroela’s been getting into so many fights lately is because they gearing themselves up for their annual Boksaand event. The manne got into serious trouble with Tuks for advertising Boksaand on campus. Pssst … will definitely be there, though. So watch for the next edition. As always you can send your tips to m.perdeby.co.za. Or tweet them for the world to see @perdebynews.